We went the wrong way and hit traffic! ACHHHHHH!

13 geese and Mother Goose came to rebuke me again. She is quite the butinski these days, with me. I told you to stop telling your husband what to do. You are such a bossyboots. What do you expect? He is neither a mother nor a goose, give him some slack. I wanted to lambaste right into him. I told you that a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. What is that supposed to mean she said, Wing on hip. You would never understand Mother Goose. You are a goose, but I appreciate the sentiment.

She reminded me that the 13th gosling gets a kick out of standing in line. Look at my 13th. I don’t! All 13 of the geese flew in a straight line to calm me down. Lateness is not a character flaw for geese, we are always on time. Timing is our best quality. This is a goose joke, it is over your husband’s head. I did everything that I could not to laugh about it. I would probably be late. I had suggested, we go the other way, to no avail and here I was sitting in the obviously inevitable traffic jam. Nobody understood but Mother Goose. She said we have got to give mommy a laugh in the traffic. She was yelled at by dad this morning and she was accused of trying to boss him. She needs a laugh. I am glad that they always understand.